1. What is your goal in life?
To hone myself into an instrument of vengeance.
To make that special someone notice me!
To look grave and wise and nosebleed a lot.
To have bad hair.
To protect and guide...while also having bad hair.
To make myself better than everyone else so everyone will be forced to admit how wonderful I am! And special, and handsome, and smart....

2. Pick an attack.
I just copy everyone else's jutsu techniques and then kick their asses with 'em.
....I'll...I'll throw my hat at you.
Anything other than what Naruto is doing.
I....don't think anyone's ever seen me fight. But I can bleed.
Attack--?! I don't attack, I just look very very scared and worry to death that my love will get injured! But I'm still a ninja! ....oh, and...um...I'm good with chakra. That counts for something, right?
SEXY NO JUTSU!!!

3. Do you have an inner voice?
Yes, but I don't listen to it much. I think it's my common sense.
....don't talk to me.
No. I'm too busy being badass to talk to myself.
Yes, and it says very, very nasty things. Sssh. Don't tell anyone.
It likes pretty girls.
Nah. I'm not on-screen often enough to talk to myself.

4. What do you think when you hear the name "Naruto?"
...stupid jerk!
Oh no, not again....
He's really not so bad, just young.
He never shuts up long enough to listen.
What dumbass made him a ninja?
Run!

5. How do you wear your forehead protector?
Over one eye.
The same way everyone else does. What other way would I wear it?
....why do you ask these stupid questions? Who cares?
It's such a pretty headband...
Where everyone can see it!
I don't have one.

6. Pick a color.
Red.
Orange.
Blue.
Green.
White.
Black.

7. How do you deal with conflicts?
Watch and wait until the right moment to attack or retreat, according to my perfect plan.
Stand there and let others deal with it while you freak.
Stand there and let others deal with it because they think you're dead. Again.
Send someone else to deal with it.
Stand next tot he guy that sent someone else to deal with it.
SEXY NO JUTSU!!!

8. .....what the hell is a "Sexy no Jutsu"?
Something too crude to be mentioned.
Invitation to a nosebleed.
Naruto being a perv. Why can't I have a body like that...
The best way to get my way.
An interesting application of the transformation jutsu, if not exactly proper...ingenious, I suppose.
Something I don't ever want to even try.

9. Do people like you?
Who wouldn't like me? I'm pretty.
Not really.
Sure. I'm friendly and bland.
Do I care?
They revere me like a god.
Well...no. But they will!